You have found stone No. 001
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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You have found stone No. 002
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Palm Trees
Favourite joke
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see a butterfly
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You have found stone No. 003
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Stone cottage
Favourite joke
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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You have found stone No. 004
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
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You have found stone No. 005
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Wish You Were Here envelope
Favourite joke
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was "ahead," but the tomato was trying to "catch up."
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You have found stone No. 006
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Two greens, slight sparkle
Favourite joke
Why shouldn't you tell a taco a secret?
They tend to spill the beans!
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You have found stone No. 007
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Rose tattoo
Favourite joke
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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You have found stone No. 008
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue-berry
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You have found stone No. 009
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
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You have found stone No. 010
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
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You have found stone No. 011
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
If he does not like your jokes, let that man-go!
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You have found stone No. 012
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do bees chew?
Bumble gum
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You have found stone No. 013
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What do you think about geologists? I think they rock!
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You have found stone No. 014
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why does the crab never share?
Because it's shellfish (selfish)
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You have found stone No. 015
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea! (no-eye deer)
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You have found stone No. 016
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime-mates
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You have found stone No. 017
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Strawberry
Favourite joke
Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed..
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You have found stone No. 018
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara
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You have found stone No. 019
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime-mates
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You have found stone No. 020
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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You have found stone No. 021
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles
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You have found stone No. 022
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
String cheese
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You have found stone No. 023
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
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You have found stone No. 024
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Minimalist frog
Favourite joke
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives
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You have found stone No. 025
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The moooooooooovies
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You have found stone No. 026
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Be careful when walking your dog...
...you might step in a Poo-dle.
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You have found stone No. 027
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What does a panda ghost like to eat?
Bam-BOO!
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You have found stone No. 028
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
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You have found stone No. 029
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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You have found stone No. 030
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo
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You have found stone No. 031
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because she was a little horse (hoarse)
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You have found stone No. 032
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and Diet Croak
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You have found stone No. 033
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra
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You have found stone No. 034
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?
He prefers it on the dark side.
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You have found stone No. 035
Decorated by
friend of the Village Hall
Description
Shocked fish
Favourite joke
Why did h-the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean#s bottom!0
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You have found stone No. 036
Decorated by
friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?
She shakes it off, shakes it off.
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You have found stone No. 037
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
How does Princess Peach reach things on a high shelf?
She uses a Toad-stool.
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You have found stone No. 038
Decorated by
friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she runs away from the ball
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You have found stone No. 039
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald?
He lost his Hedwig.
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You have found stone No. 040
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Holly
Favourite joke
Why shouldn't Elsa have a balloon?
Because she would let it go
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You have found stone No. 041
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why are celebrities so cool?
They have many fans.
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You have found stone No. 042
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why does lightning shick people? It doesn't know how to conduct itself!
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You have found stone No. 043
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Arrrrrrrrrrt
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You have found stone No. 044
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
Totally shocked
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You have found stone No. 045
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher’s pet!
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You have found stone No. 046
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
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You have found stone No. 047
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why is the math book sad?
It has a lot of problems.
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You have found stone No. 048
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Rainbow
Favourite joke
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students are so bright
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You have found stone No. 049
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless
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You have found stone No. 050
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the boy throw a clock out the window at school?
To see time fly
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You have found stone No. 051
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Spring floral
Favourite joke
In baseball, does it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or from 2nd to 3rd base?
2nd to 3 base, because there’s a shortstop in between
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You have found stone No. 052
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
...then it hit me.
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You have found stone No. 053
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the coach yell at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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You have found stone No. 054
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'Bob how do you drive this thing?
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You have found stone No. 055
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the chicken cross the road? Becaauussse!
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You have found stone No. 056
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
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You have found stone No. 057
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Bumble bee
Favourite joke
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey
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You have found stone No. 058
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they are always dribbling!
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You have found stone No. 059
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
They needed a little team spirit.
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You have found stone No. 060
Decorated by
The Children of Love Lane PreSchool
Description
Favourite joke
How do you throw a party on Mars?
You planet
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You have found stone No. 061
Decorated by
Friend of the Village Hall
Description
Favourite joke
When is it time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
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