Leave no stone unturned

Sixty painted stones are hidden around the parish. Find one, and you have found a piece of our new Hall extension. Scroll down to see who painted yours, and hear their favourite joke.

Find the Golden Rock to win a commemmorative engraved brick

Painted stone No. 2, decorated as: Palm Trees

Find the Golden Rock!

Return to Shaw cum Donnington Village Hall to win a commemorative engraved brick

You have found stone No. 001

No. 001
Painted stone No. 1, decorated in brown, black and pink

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Brown, black, pink
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

You have found stone No. 002

No. 002
Painted stone No. 2, decorated as: Palm Trees

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Palm Trees

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window?

To see a butterfly

You have found stone No. 003

No. 003
Painted stone No. 3, decorated as: Stone cottage

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Stone cottage

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

You have found stone No. 004

No. 004
Painted stone No. 4, decorated as: Brown, finger paint, Sparkles

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Brown, finger paint, Sparkles
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

You have found stone No. 005

No. 005
Painted stone No. 5, decorated as: Wish You Were Here envelope

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Wish You Were Here envelope

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was "ahead," but the tomato was trying to "catch up."

You have found stone No. 006

No. 006
Painted stone No. 6, decorated as: Two greens, slight sparkle

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Two greens, slight sparkle

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why shouldn't you tell a taco a secret?

They tend to spill the beans!

You have found stone No. 007

No. 007
Painted stone No. 7, decorated as: Rose tattoo

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Rose tattoo

Joke donated by Alfie, age 14

Favourite joke

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

You have found stone No. 008

No. 008
Painted stone No. 8, decorated as: Green Turtle 1

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Green Turtle 1
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue-berry

You have found stone No. 009

No. 009
Painted stone No. 9, decorated as: Swirly black, white, pink, green dots

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Swirly black, white, pink, green dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

You have found stone No. 010

No. 010
Painted stone No. 10, decorated as: Triangle grey, orange, white

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Triangle grey, orange, white
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

You have found stone No. 011

No. 011
Painted stone No. 11, decorated as: Coffee love pink

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Coffee love pink
Joke donated by Alexis

Favourite joke

If he does not like your jokes, let that man-go!

You have found stone No. 012

No. 012
Painted stone No. 12, decorated as: Black, whitey pink swirls, yellow splat

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Black, whitey pink swirls, yellow splat
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum

You have found stone No. 013

No. 013
Painted stone No. 13, decorated as: Orange cactus

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Orange cactus
Joke donated by Elio, age 17

Favourite joke

What do you think about geologists? I think they rock!

You have found stone No. 014

No. 014
Painted stone No. 14, decorated as: Orange, black, blue splodge

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Orange, black, blue splodge
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why does the crab never share?

Because it's shellfish (selfish)

You have found stone No. 015

No. 015
Painted stone No. 15, decorated as: Pink, blue splodge, white dot

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Pink, blue splodge, white dot
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea! (no-eye deer)

You have found stone No. 016

No. 016
Painted stone No. 16, decorated as: Yellow flower on turquoise

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Yellow flower on turquoise
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime-mates

You have found stone No. 017

No. 017
Painted stone No. 17, decorated as: Strawberry

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Strawberry

Joke donated by Megan, age 28

Favourite joke

Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed..

You have found stone No. 018

No. 018
Painted stone No. 18, decorated as: Half painted black, small pink dot

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Half painted black, small pink dot
Joke donated by Kelly, age 48

Favourite joke

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara

You have found stone No. 019

No. 019
Painted stone No. 19, decorated as: Yellow shell

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Yellow shell
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime-mates

You have found stone No. 020

No. 020
Painted stone No. 20, decorated as: Blacky/Greeny/Liney, blue dot with sparkle

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Blacky/Greeny/Liney, blue dot with sparkle
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

You have found stone No. 021

No. 021
Painted stone No. 21, decorated as: Large blacky, orange splodge, green/blue/white splat

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Large blacky, orange splodge, green/blue/white splat
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles

You have found stone No. 022

No. 022
Painted stone No. 22, decorated as: Blue with red/green/yellow dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Blue with red/green/yellow dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do mice use to floss their teeth?

String cheese

You have found stone No. 023

No. 023
Painted stone No. 23, decorated as: Green under whitey green and J shape

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Green under whitey green and J shape
Joke donated by Roger, age 77

Favourite joke

Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom

You have found stone No. 024

No. 024
Painted stone No. 24, decorated as: Minimalist frog

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Minimalist frog

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives

You have found stone No. 025

No. 025
Painted stone No. 25, decorated as: Black with white splashes

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Black with white splashes
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The moooooooooovies

You have found stone No. 026

No. 026
Painted stone No. 26, decorated as: Horseshoe with orange dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Horseshoe with orange dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Be careful when walking your dog...

...you might step in a Poo-dle.

You have found stone No. 027

No. 027
Painted stone No. 27, decorated as: Poison bottle with red dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Poison bottle with red dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What does a panda ghost like to eat?

Bam-BOO!

You have found stone No. 028

No. 028
Painted stone No. 28, decorated as: Pink finger paint

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Pink finger paint
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop

You have found stone No. 029

No. 029
Painted stone No. 29, decorated as: Orange fruit

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Orange fruit
Joke donated by Lucas, age 17

Favourite joke

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

You have found stone No. 030

No. 030
Painted stone No. 30, decorated as: Tulips orange yellow pink

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Tulips orange yellow pink
Joke donated by Tilly, age 8

Favourite joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo

You have found stone No. 031

No. 031
Painted stone No. 31, decorated as: Black & orange with pink splodge

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Black & orange with pink splodge
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because she was a little horse (hoarse)

You have found stone No. 032

No. 032
Painted stone No. 32, decorated as: Purpley finger paint with sparkle and grey stripe

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Purpley finger paint with sparkle and grey stripe
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What did the frog order at McDonald's?

French flies and Diet Croak

You have found stone No. 033

No. 033
Painted stone No. 33, decorated as: Small red with yellow dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Small red with yellow dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What's black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed zebra

You have found stone No. 034

No. 034
Painted stone No. 34, decorated as: Pryamid pink finger paint with purple sparkle

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Pryamid pink finger paint with purple sparkle
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?

He prefers it on the dark side.

You have found stone No. 035

No. 035
Painted stone No. 35, decorated as: Shocked fish

Decorated by

friend of the Village Hall

Description

Shocked fish

Joke donated by Kaitie, age 16

Favourite joke

Why did h-the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean#s bottom!0

You have found stone No. 036

No. 036
Painted stone No. 36, decorated as: Blue anchor

Decorated by

friend of the Village Hall

Description

Blue anchor
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?

She shakes it off, shakes it off.

You have found stone No. 037

No. 037
Painted stone No. 37, decorated as: Galaxy with yellow, pink, orange splodges

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Galaxy with yellow, pink, orange splodges
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

How does Princess Peach reach things on a high shelf?

She uses a Toad-stool.

You have found stone No. 038

No. 038
Painted stone No. 38, decorated as: Orange, yellow dot bird

Decorated by

friend of the Village Hall

Description

Orange, yellow dot bird
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

Because she runs away from the ball

You have found stone No. 039

No. 039
Painted stone No. 39, decorated as: Yellow sunshine

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Yellow sunshine
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald?

He lost his Hedwig.

You have found stone No. 040

No. 040
Painted stone No. 40, decorated as: Holly

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Holly

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why shouldn't Elsa have a balloon?

Because she would let it go

You have found stone No. 041

No. 041
Painted stone No. 41, decorated as: Ramp shaped yellow lines

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Ramp shaped yellow lines
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why are celebrities so cool?

They have many fans.

You have found stone No. 042

No. 042
Painted stone No. 42, decorated as: Green Turtle 2

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Green Turtle 2
Joke donated by Sue, age 66

Favourite joke

Why does lightning shick people? It doesn't know how to conduct itself!

You have found stone No. 043

No. 043
Painted stone No. 43, decorated as: Orange green dot feather

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Orange green dot feather
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Arrrrrrrrrrt

You have found stone No. 044

No. 044
Painted stone No. 44, decorated as: Big sparkle pink

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Big sparkle pink
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?

Totally shocked

You have found stone No. 045

No. 045
Painted stone No. 45, decorated as: Pink red dot feather

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Pink red dot feather
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Because he was the teacher’s pet!

You have found stone No. 046

No. 046
Painted stone No. 46, decorated as: Hot pink

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Hot pink
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

You have found stone No. 047

No. 047
Painted stone No. 47, decorated as: Black with yellow dots and pink splodges

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Black with yellow dots and pink splodges
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why is the math book sad?

It has a lot of problems.

You have found stone No. 048

No. 048
Painted stone No. 48, decorated as: Rainbow

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Rainbow

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students are so bright

You have found stone No. 049

No. 049
Painted stone No. 49, decorated as: Little green tadpole with sparkle

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Little green tadpole with sparkle
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless

You have found stone No. 050

No. 050
Painted stone No. 50, decorated as: Blue green dot feather

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Blue green dot feather
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the boy throw a clock out the window at school?

To see time fly

You have found stone No. 051

No. 051
Painted stone No. 51, decorated as: Spring floral

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Spring floral

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

In baseball, does it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or from 2nd to 3rd base?

2nd to 3 base, because there’s a shortstop in between

You have found stone No. 052

No. 052
Painted stone No. 52, decorated as: Yellow red dot lucky

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Yellow red dot lucky
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

...then it hit me.

You have found stone No. 053

No. 053
Painted stone No. 53, decorated as: Pink and black galaxy

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Pink and black galaxy
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the coach yell at the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

You have found stone No. 054

No. 054
Painted stone No. 54, decorated as: Black half painted, blue line, pink splodge

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Black half painted, blue line, pink splodge
Joke donated by Emma, age 44

Favourite joke

2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'Bob how do you drive this thing?

You have found stone No. 055

No. 055
Painted stone No. 55, decorated as: White cottage

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

White cottage
Joke donated by Louie, age 6

Favourite joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becaauussse!

You have found stone No. 056

No. 056
Painted stone No. 56, decorated as: Large galaxy with shooting stars and pink lines

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Large galaxy with shooting stars and pink lines
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

You have found stone No. 057

No. 057
Painted stone No. 57, decorated as: Bumble bee

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Bumble bee

Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

New Jersey

You have found stone No. 058

No. 058
Painted stone No. 58, decorated as: Splodgy black, with green end, white line

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Splodgy black, with green end, white line
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because they are always dribbling!

You have found stone No. 059

No. 059
Painted stone No. 59, decorated as: Red with yellow dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Red with yellow dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?

They needed a little team spirit.

You have found stone No. 060

No. 060
Painted stone No. 60, decorated as: Pink, orange, brown

Decorated by

The Children of Love Lane PreSchool

Description

Pink, orange, brown
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

How do you throw a party on Mars?

You planet

You have found stone No. 061

No. 061
Painted stone No. 61, decorated as: Blue yellow dots

Decorated by

Friend of the Village Hall

Description

Blue yellow dots
Joke donated by Anon

Favourite joke

When is it time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)